What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Tea ?

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Sure.

Me : No

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.